Category: Laughs

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Opinion: Mass hysteria

The Wolfsies have returned from a Christmas cruise where high seas and bad weather made our journey less than enjoyable. So, in the spirit of Clement Clarke Moore’s classic poem spiced with a little...

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Opinion: Stop needing me!

Commentary by Danielle Wilson Sometimes I just don’t want to be needed. Maybe it’s the holidays, but I am literally about to shiv the next person who asks for breakfast, a back rub, help...

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Opinion: Turn it off

Doo and I visited New York City a while back, and because I’d never seen a Broadway production, I insisted we get tickets to a show. We decided on “The Book of Mormon,” and...

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Opinion: Holiday guidelines

How are your holidays going? Have you lowered your expectations like I advised last week? If not, no worries. You’ve still got time to plan for the worst. Additionally, might I suggest a few...

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Opinion: The gift of Christmas

We all grew up with different Christmas traditions. Mine was unique because both my family was Jewish. But mother always put up a Christmas tree – not as a religious symbol, but just to celebrate the holiday season. Since my Dad’s...

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Opinion: Present company included

Time again to save you the trouble of reading through this year’s holiday edition of the “Hammacher Schlemmer” catalog. These are actual gift selections from their brochure… The Best Talking Watch: This is the perfect gift...

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Opinion: Holiday expectations

Low expectations, my friends. That’s what we all need to have heading into the Christmas festivities if we are to survive the next few weeks. Don’t plan the perfect dinner, don’t anticipate a healthy...

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Opinion: Enjoying a little Guinness

What’s the longest known chest hair? The heaviest pumpkin on record? Or the longest time a person ever whistled? See a list of these superlatives by reading the newest edition of the Guinness World Records Book....