Category: Laughs

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: “Mum Mum”

If my grandmother were alive today, she would be 125, and she would still, no doubt, be walking around in her six-inch-high heels, the ones she asked to be buried in—and she’d have a...

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Opinion: Dear parents of 2-year-olds

Let me start by saying how very sorry I am for your present “situation.” Though I have been through this phase with my own children, I had forgotten just how stressful, both mentally and...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Hammacher Schlemmer, Part II

I was only half done making fun of the summer edition of the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog last week when my column ended. Here’s a look at some of my other favorite gift choices. WORLD’S...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Shop early

The summer edition of the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog arrived in the mail the other day, just in time for Christmas (or was it too late for Christmas?) All great stuff for me – not...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Jet stream

I keep a clipboard next to my bed where I attach newspaper articles, snippets from magazines, photos, anything that might be an inspiration for my next column. If I still can’t think of anything...

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Opinion: For-your-amusement park

Well I just returned from my family’s annual pilgrimage to the best people-watching, and as it turns out, educational, amusement park in the Midwest, Kings Island. Luckily for your reading pleasure, it did not...