Category: Laughs

Mike Redmond

Opinion: Turning it around at 60

One of those milestone birthdays is coming up in a few months and I have already begun compiling a list of how Things Are Going To Be Different Around Here Now That I’m 60....

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Opinion: Sweet South Carolina

I just returned from a week-long vacation on the South Carolina coast. Here are some things I learned or was reminded of while there. Holy hello, the south is HOT. The average daily temperature...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Word of advice

So, what’s the word? Really, what is the word? With over 250,000 words in the English language, you’d think there would be a word for just about everything. Not so. Therefore, I am on...

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Opinion: Family blues

Can I just complain about my children and husband for one minute? And before anyone flies off her broom handle to write me a nasty-gram about how I should appreciate them for who they...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: What a trip

My wife is planning a very exciting vacation to celebrate our 35th wedding anniversary. This was a big surprise to me. Not the vacation part, but the 35 years. I thought it was 34. Right...

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Opinion: Dance momma

As I sit at my desk preparing to write this final installment of my controversial three-part series “Evolution of a Dance Mom: An Exposé,” [Pulitzer, take note!] I can’t help but notice how my...

Mike Redmond

Opinion: Go nuts for Amish

My vegetable garden is thriving, thank you, although I can’t take any of the credit. It has done this all on its own without much in the way of input from me, save planting...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Please go away

My wife is planning our summer vacation, which we will take in the fall. We took our spring vacation this summer. We got behind in 1984 and still haven’t caught up. I don’t have...

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Opinion: Warm up to massage therapy

As a rule, I hate spa massages. I know that sentiment separates me from about 99 percent of the world’s population, but I simply can never relax enough to enjoy a stranger’s man-hands rubbing...