Category: Laughs

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Opinion: Katniss Everdeen? Not yet

It’s time for my quarterly New Year’s Resolutions check-in, people, where I evaluate  my progress towards fulfilling my goals for 2014. You may recall I am attempting to become Hunger-Games worthy.  I want to...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Dressing for success

I’m always disappointed with salad dressing. It’s either too thin or too thick. Some are too vinegary, some are too oily. I must have 25 opened bottles in the fridge. And another 20 unopened...

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Opinion: Mother of the year

I received an email the other day reminding me that this spring I would celebrate my tenth anniversary as Mother of the Year. Me! Mother of the Year! Sure it was just from my...

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Opinion: Idea(l) wife

If my column isn’t particularly funny this week, I have no one to blame but my wife. I have always depended on Mary Ellen to in some way annoy, befuddle, confound or mock me,...

Mike Redmond

Opinion: Clown shortage sweeps nation

This just in: Clown Shortage Sweeps Nation. Really. I saw it on the World Wide Interweb Thingie, so it must be true. (I know what you’re thinking. As long as we have legislatures there...

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Opinion: Makin’ bacon

Why do I write so many columns poking fun at magazines? I have skewered Handyman magazine, Storage Solutions and Muscle Fitness, to name a few. This is because each month when I go to...

Mike Redmond

Opinion: Potholes or chuckholes?

The other day I found myself embroiled in an argument that only seems to occur this time of year: Are they called potholes or chuckholes? (We shall set aside, for the moment, the example...