Category: Laughs

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Opinion: Resolution time

Now that we’ve done our bit to keep the Engine of Commerce humming smoothly by spending way too much at Christmas, it is time to turn our attention to the coming year. Resolution time,...

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Opinion: Reasonable resolutions

It’s that time again, folks, to set ourselves up for failure and criticism and perhaps even an infinity scarf of guilt should we fail in our lofty endeavors. I’m speaking of course of making...

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Opinion: Holiday memories

Two phrases you never want to hear around the holidays are “The toilet is overflowing” and “The tree just fell over.” Luckily for your entertainment, both were uttered in my household recently. Enjoy! I...

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Opinion: Tree for all

At Linda Greene’s house, it’s always Christmas. In her modest home in New Palestine, she has around 100 decorated Christmas trees. She’s not sure exactly how many there are because she has never taken...

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Opinion: Due to an overpayment

So there I was, sorting through the mail, when the notice caught my eye: “Due to an overpayment you will receive a reimbursement check …” It was legit, signed by the hospital where I...

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Opinion: Losing the magical touch

I’ll be honest, certain “magical creatures” are starting to tangle my tinsel and I’m not afraid to name names. This may end me up on someone’s naughty list, but the time for silence is...

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Opinion: Hand me the stapler

I got my Christmas shopping done in good time this year – yay, me – but now am faced with a task so onerous that it actually sends a little shiver down my spine...

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Opinion: Rhymes with Aiden

The most popular baby names for 2014 have been tabulated, and I notice that Michael has fallen from favor. For years, I watched as Michael — which incidentally happens to be the name my...

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Opinion: Toast of the town

We needed a new toaster, but Mary Ellen was afraid I’d purchase one that looked like that Scion car. So we went shopping together and soon had a shiny new addition to our kitchen...

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Opinion: Cluttered chaos

Zebra-stripe curtains, canary-yellow walls and a purple shag rug? Sounds cool, but what else? How about an anole terrarium, an oak trophy case and a multi-colored hydra lamp? Okay, I’m listening. And for the...