Category: Laughs

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Opinion: Mother of the year

I received an email the other day reminding me that this spring I would celebrate my tenth anniversary as Mother of the Year. Me! Mother of the Year! Sure it was just from my...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Idea(l) wife

If my column isn’t particularly funny this week, I have no one to blame but my wife. I have always depended on Mary Ellen to in some way annoy, befuddle, confound or mock me,...

Mike Redmond

Opinion: Clown shortage sweeps nation

This just in: Clown Shortage Sweeps Nation. Really. I saw it on the World Wide Interweb Thingie, so it must be true. (I know what you’re thinking. As long as we have legislatures there...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Makin’ bacon

Why do I write so many columns poking fun at magazines? I have skewered Handyman magazine, Storage Solutions and Muscle Fitness, to name a few. This is because each month when I go to...

Mike Redmond

Opinion: Potholes or chuckholes?

The other day I found myself embroiled in an argument that only seems to occur this time of year: Are they called potholes or chuckholes? (We shall set aside, for the moment, the example...

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Opinion: Showing our Kentucky side

As I approach my seven-year anniversary with Current, I’ve been revisiting some of my most “famous” columns. Here’s the one that forever changed my husband’s identity. Pardon me, but my Kentucky is showing. One...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Snooze dog

Something curious is happening to me. I hope it’s nothing to be too concerned about. I’m not napping as much as I used to. For most of my life, if I was on the...