Category: Dick Wolfsie

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Opinion: Spreading the word

Our kitchen renovation required cleaning out several drawers filled with exotic spices, most of which I had never heard of: anardana, advieh, amchoor powder and ajwain, to name a few. (Yes, my wife had...

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Opinion: Nap town

There is new information on the science of napping. It’s a really big snooze. Once again, research confirms the benefits of the daily siesta. A year or so back, when I had lost interest...

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Opinion: Kitchen aid

The Wolfsie’s refrigerator went to Habitat for Humanity. We don’t have a dishwasher or a stove, either. The Salvation Army took them away. We threw out the microwave that was over the oven. Nobody...

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Opinion: Who’s on first?

“Time” magazine named it the greatest comedy sketch of the 20th century. At the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, a continuous loop runs to the delight of fans. In 2005, the line “Who’s on First?”...

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Opinion: Designing woman

I don’t want to spend the money; I don’t think we will get a good return on our investment; the house will be a total mess for six weeks; it will be extremely stressful;...

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Opinion: Topless Tupperware

My wife informed me the other day that she was top heavy. “I have to be honest,” I told her, “but I never noticed this.” “That’s because you are a man,” she said. Mary...

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Opinion: Gifts you shouldn’t give

This is part two of my highlights of the newest Hammacher Schlemmer gift catalog. Just in time for Father’s Day, it includes some items that might make dad wish you’d gotten him a tie....

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Opinion: License to fill

It’s been a rough week for me. We had been together for almost 25 years and we were very attached. For reasons way too complicated to explain, regulations at the BMV would not allow...

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Opinion: More TV gripes

A few weeks ago I wrote a column about the cliché story lines on cop shows. But limiting my criticism to police dramas was a crime. Here’s what else drives me nuts in shows:...