Category: Dick Wolfsie

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Net tricks

My wife and I went on a binge last week. If you think I’m talking about an eating binge, you’ve never seen how thin we both are. If you think I mean a shopping...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Dressing for success

I’m always disappointed with salad dressing. It’s either too thin or too thick. Some are too vinegary, some are too oily. I must have 25 opened bottles in the fridge. And another 20 unopened...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Idea(l) wife

If my column isn’t particularly funny this week, I have no one to blame but my wife. I have always depended on Mary Ellen to in some way annoy, befuddle, confound or mock me,...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Makin’ bacon

Why do I write so many columns poking fun at magazines? I have skewered Handyman magazine, Storage Solutions and Muscle Fitness, to name a few. This is because each month when I go to...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Snooze dog

Something curious is happening to me. I hope it’s nothing to be too concerned about. I’m not napping as much as I used to. For most of my life, if I was on the...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: A world of difference

My wife and I were staring at our bookcase the other day. We used to refer to it as an entertainment center, but the cassette player broke, so now we’re just calling it like...