Category: Laughs

Opinion: Art of humor

Commentary by Dick Wolfsie From my first day of college in September of 1965 at George Washington University in Washington, D.C., I wanted to meet Art Buchwald. His office, on Pennsylvania Avenue, was just...

Opinion: Dance fever

Commentary by Danielle Wilson Get your mooches up, people! Football is winding down, but competitive dance is just getting started. Woot, woot! Yes, it’s true. I’ve reached the point in every dance mom’s life...

Opinion: Inspiration, Part II

Commentary by Dick Wolfsie Part II about all the things that sparked ideas for my columns in 2016. THANKS to Costco for offering a plump, perfectly cooked rotisserie chicken for five bucks. While in in...

Opinion: Lambs are never silent

Commentary by Danielle Wilson One of my favorite movies is “Silence of the Lambs.” If you haven’t seen it, I recommend you stop reading immediately and get to the nearest pirated-movie website. I want...

Opinion: A year of laughs

Commentary by Dick Wolfsie Time again to recognize people who inspired my  humor columns this past year. Here’s part 1. THANKS to Menards for offering a publication with tips on projects you can make with an empty five-gallon bucket. “The...

Opinion: Pants on fire

Commentary by Dick Wolfsie Right now, I think I’m wearing the last pair of 35×31 pants in America. Where have all the 35x31s gone? Every Saturday morning, I head out the door to look for...

Opinion: Unscheduled calendar crisis

Commentary by Danielle Wilson The unthinkable has happened, people. I’ve lost my calendar! My reliable, omnipotent, executive planner is GONE. And though I’m pretty sure it’s sitting on a shelf next to clearance candles...

Opinion: Holiday groove

I’ve finally gotten my holiday groove on, people! I’m just back from a 6 a.m. run to Meijer,  followed by an hour at Kohl’s. With the help of Amazon, Ticketmaster and a few swigs...