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Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Block of ages

Commentary by Dick Wolfsie  This is my 800th column. I started writing for newspapers in the year 2000, one article every week for 16 years. I have never missed a deadline. The 800th is always the...

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Opinion: Two-wheeled road trip

Commentary by Danielle Wilson For the life of me, I could not think of anything to write about this week until I spent two and a half hours on a bike, cycling through the...

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Opinion: Carpool lines reprise

Commentary by Danielle Wilson As the school year draws to a close, let us re-visit one last parenting skill that some of you still have yet to master even though you’ve had 10 long...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: That’s debatable!

Commentary by Dick Wolfsie Nothing is certain in politics, but it sure looks like the November battle will be between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. The opposing campaigns are already debating the debates, outlining...

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Opinion: Shark teeth genes

Only two of our children inherited my ginger genes, but unfortunately, all four have what we like to call “British teeth.” Thankfully, modern orthodontics can easily fix cramped mouths and overlapping shark-row chompers, though...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: A fishy story, healthy or not?

Scientists now claim that pecans (my favorite) may not be as healthy to consume as previously believed. Just when I think I’m eating the right stuff, some nut comes along and ruins everything. Coffee...

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Opinion: Plans for Mother’s Day

Commentary by Danielle Wilson Women of greater Indianapolis unite, for our day approach-eth! That’s right, people, Mother’s Day 2016 is upon us, and I for one am not taking any chances. There will be...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: Fast walking girl

Commentary by Dick Wolfsie My wife walks faster than I do. What makes this so humiliating is that I have always been a good athlete, but Mary Ellen hated sports. When my wife tries...

Cropped Wolfsie, Dick

Opinion: A column about nothing

Every night at dinner my wife and I ask each other, “What are you doing tomorrow?” I’m not sure why we do that. We never to listen to the answer. In the morning we...

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Opinion: A third house update

Commentary by Danielle Wilson I apologize for once again harping on about our kitchen remodel, but the experience is so overwhelming that I can think of little else. We are heading into either Week...