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Opinion: Losing the magical touch

I’ll be honest, certain “magical creatures” are starting to tangle my tinsel and I’m not afraid to name names. This may end me up on someone’s naughty list, but the time for silence is...

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Opinion: Hand me the stapler

I got my Christmas shopping done in good time this year – yay, me – but now am faced with a task so onerous that it actually sends a little shiver down my spine...

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Opinion: Rhymes with Aiden

The most popular baby names for 2014 have been tabulated, and I notice that Michael has fallen from favor. For years, I watched as Michael — which incidentally happens to be the name my...

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Opinion: Toast of the town

We needed a new toaster, but Mary Ellen was afraid I’d purchase one that looked like that Scion car. So we went shopping together and soon had a shiny new addition to our kitchen...

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Opinion: Cluttered chaos

Zebra-stripe curtains, canary-yellow walls and a purple shag rug? Sounds cool, but what else? How about an anole terrarium, an oak trophy case and a multi-colored hydra lamp? Okay, I’m listening. And for the...

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Opinion: Don’t touch that dial

The radio in my car has been broken for quite a while. The tuner is busted and the tape in the cassette player is jammed with this one educational travel tape that I have...

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Opinion: Son is now job well done

For the past year, I’ve often wondered whether my first-born would lead a successful life or end up a terminal basement resident. These thoughts were based entirely on two things: his addiction to video/computer...

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Opinion: In a seat of power

My wife and I have learned that when it comes to deciding what movies to see, we cannot depend on the opinions of newspaper and online movie critics. These are disgruntled people who are...

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Opinion: Snow panics

If we can all get our minds off the global chocolate crisis for just a minute – you DO know about the global chocolate crisis, don’t you? Oh. Well, basically, there’s a shortage looming...

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Opinion: Winter look not so hot

As I waited for my dermatologist in nothing but a mauve paper gown and my undergarments, I realized I’d sunken to a new low in personal hygiene. Dirt under my fingernails, braid-able leg hair,...