Category: Laughs

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Opinion: Lawn day’s journey

Spring is just around the corner and I am already a wreck about what a lousy-looking lawn we are going to have again this year. I’ve tried everything in the past. Even watering. I...

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Opinion: Dipping into the mailbag

Hello, there, folks and welcome to another round of “Dear Mike Redmond” in which I answer, or pretend to answer, or in some cases completely avoid answering in favor of making a joke, actual...

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Opinion: Touring the van

Here’s a throwback column in celebration of my upcoming eighth anniversary at Current. Hi, and welcome to Department of Kids and Recreation official Mini-Van Tour. My name is Danielle. “Excuse me, Danielle what’s that...

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Opinion: Parenting trifecta

Why does the poop always hit the fan when my husband Doo is out of town? I suppose it’s my own fault, as a not-so-small part of me was kind of looking forward to...

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Opinion: Pass the trimmers

Because I am a man of certain, ahem, vintage, I notice that I am undergoing certain changes with regard to the production of hair. Simply put, the less of it I have on my...

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Opinion: Marking off the to-do list

I am not a procrastinator. Quite the opposite. I pay bills before they are due. I’ve already filed my 2014 income tax return. I kiss my wife goodnight in the morning. The daily to-do...

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Opinion: Extrovert plague

Here’s my new favorite quote: “There is no greater plague to the introvert than the extroverted,” from author Pierce Brown. This so perfectly captures the essence of almost every marital tiff my husband Doo...

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Opinion: Picture this

Comedian Zach Galifianakis has never been able to do it. Nor has country singer Brad Paisley. Stephen Colbert hasn’t ever been a winner. In fact, the chances of success are about 5,000 to one....

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Opinion: Wired world

I read the other day that the typical user checks his or her smart phone 150 times a day. Seems low, doesn’t it? Of course, I base this on my experience as a college...

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Opinion: Worth the wait

I used to work out regularly at a gym. I was a stay-at-home mom with four young children and a full-time nanny for my nephew. The Fishers YMCA provided two hours of daily free...