Author: dickwolfsie

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Opinion: Designing woman

I don’t want to spend the money; I don’t think we will get a good return on our investment; the house will be a total mess for six weeks; it will be extremely stressful;...

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Opinion: Topless Tupperware

My wife informed me the other day that she was top heavy. “I have to be honest,” I told her, “but I never noticed this.” “That’s because you are a man,” she said. Mary...

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Opinion: Gifts you shouldn’t give

This is part two of my highlights of the newest Hammacher Schlemmer gift catalog. Just in time for Father’s Day, it includes some items that might make dad wish you’d gotten him a tie....

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Opinion: License to fill

It’s been a rough week for me. We had been together for almost 25 years and we were very attached. For reasons way too complicated to explain, regulations at the BMV would not allow...

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Opinion: More TV gripes

A few weeks ago I wrote a column about the cliché story lines on cop shows. But limiting my criticism to police dramas was a crime. Here’s what else drives me nuts in shows:...

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Opinion: Auto neurotic

I purchased a new car last week, the first in almost 10 years. It comes with a 250-page instruction book, plus three additional manuals to guide you through the high-tech accessories, but there is...

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Opinion: Spin cycle: It’s a wash!

“It has always been my contention that a laundromat, not the singles bar, is the best place to meet your soulmate.” That sentence above was written by me, back when I was still single...

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Opinion: TV daze!

Back in the ’50s, I’d plop down in front of the TV and watch shows like “Gunsmoke,” “What’s My Line,” or “The Jack Benny Program.” Deciding what to watch was simple. I looked through...

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Opinion: Book for seniors or dummies?

I didn’t see the point of owning another electronic gadget, especially since I am still unskilled in the smart phone and computer I already have. Then I saw iPad For Seniors, For Dummies. I...